There is an aeroplane flying through the sky full of passengers when suddenly both engines die and the plane starts to plummet to Earth. This was caused by a serious error in the engine management systems Firmware caused by incompetent Contract software engineers but that is a different story. And NO I didnt supply these contractors!
Anyway The pilot of the plane announces to the passengers that the plane is plummeting to Earth ( see, told you) - there is nothing can be done about it so prepare to die …
All at once a very Handsome, Fit, James Bond sort of man stands up( If you want to imagine how he looks…dont think of Paul Croucher or Steven Weaver :)) . He turns to the passengers on the plane while removing his shirt revealing the sort of Torso only found on incredibly fit men and Recruitment Consultants. He shouts…" Is there a lady on board who would like to be treated like a REAL woman before we crash…"
Towards the rear…he see’s a lady’s hand shoot up into the air like a pupil desperate to answer the teachers question. The man leaves his chair and strides purposely to the woman- his eyes locked on hers…as he reachers her he extends his shirt to her and says " Here…Iron this"