Don't you just hate...

Don’t you just hate… 1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…I know where my watch is pal, where the fck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No tosser, I paid 10Euro’s to come to the cinema and stare at the fcking floor. 3. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 4. When people say “life is short”. What the fck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fcking does!! What can you do that’s longer? 5. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, C**t? 6. People who say things like ‘My eyes aren’t what they used to be’. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots? 7. When your eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’ No it’s really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate. 8. McDonalds staff who pretend they don’t understand you unless you insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you are ordering…It’s has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks… Well, I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser. 9. When you involved in a accident and someone asks ‘are you alright?’. Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Emiel, These are old - but still funny as ever. I had to giggle while reading them again! [:p]

Good, nice things. “Man has been born in this world to undergo training, as he progresses in self culture, the world presents him a corresponding change in panoram, all ills become wells. Man has been born to enjoy life, and it is upto us all to see beyond.” Anuj